STATUTORY CATERING NOTICE: All catering retainer retainers are non-refundable once culinary discovery has commenced. Service Level Agreements (SLAs) guarantee precise course delivery times within ±3 minutes of court recesses.
I. Private Sous Chef Retainer Tiers Dedicated On-Site Counsel
Associate Sous Chef
$2,500 / Day
- 1 Certified On-Site Sous Chef
- Up to 25 Covered Deponents
- 3-Course Compliant Plated Menu
- Standard Non-Disclosure Table Linens
- Basic Liability Indemnification
*Ideal for single-witness depositions, mediation sessions, and partnership dispute lunches.
Partner-Level Culinary Counsel
$6,500 / Day
- 2 Lead Culinary Partners + Staff
- Up to 75 Covered Deponents
- 5-Course Tasting Menu with Wine Pairings
- Silver-Plated Subpoena Serving Trays
- Full Interlocutory Flavor Protection
*Recommended for corporate merger dinners, arbitration galas, and appellate hearings.
Class-Action Executive Brigade
$15,000 / Day
- Full Executive Kitchen Brigade
- 200+ Class-Action Members Served
- Unlimited Multi-Station Grand Buffet
- Dedicated Sommelier for Expert Witnessing
- Complete Civil Tort Immunity Waiver
*Designed for multi-jurisdictional class-action settlements and annual bar association conventions.
II. Corporate Settlement Packages Event Buffets & Stations
The Out-of-Court Settlement Buffet
$85 / Person
Carving stations with Summary Judgment Ribeye, Habeas Corpus Burrata bar, and non-infringing side dishes designed to bring opposing parties to rapid consensus.
*Includes binding napkin agreements and pre-printed settlement terms on dessert plates.
Arbitration & Mediation Brunch
$65 / Person
Freshly baked affidavit pastries, poached egg subpoena bowls, bottomless Pro Bono Mimosa carafes, and certified non-partisan coffee roasts.
*Mimosas served under statutory limits of 2-hour mediation blocks.
III. Culinary Service Level Agreement (SLA) Statutory Guarantees
| Metric | Standard SLA Guarantee | Breach Remedy |
|---|---|---|
| Temperature Compliance | Entrees served at exact statutory temperature (±1.5°F) | Immediate reissue of dish with expedited writ |
| Recess Timing | First course deployed within 180 seconds of judge's gavel | 10% credit applied toward future retainer fees |
| Allergen Non-Infringement | Zero cross-contamination verified by lab affidavit | Full indemnification and immediate menu substitution |
| Sommelier Testimony | Expert testimony provided regarding wine vintage authenticity | Complimentary bottle of IP-Safe Cabernet |